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Matt · Joined: 28 Apr 2008 Posts: 50

I can't hang out with you guys anymore.

She thinks you're all on drugs.

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Poe Man Poe · Joined: 03 Dec 2007 Posts: 368 Location: Pittsburgh, Pa.

I think your mom sounds like a nice person. Please ask her to let you come out and play with the other kids. Promise her that you'll behave. Stop taking that cough medicine. Stop waking up in dumpsters, like Zoltan.
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Zoltan · Joined: 18 Jun 2008 Posts: 62 Location: Detroit

I have a hard-on for you the size of Florida

Come back, we'll rummage

I may be going out on a limb here, but you don't seem like a happy camper
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Matt · Joined: 28 Apr 2008 Posts: 50

I have a hard on the size of Rhode Island for cough syrup. And there's nothing wrong with waking up in dumpsters. At least you know you've usually got a good meal on hand.

Uh-oh, I gotta go. I think mom hears the clickety-clak of my keyboard!
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moleman · Joined: 13 May 2008 Posts: 275 Location: The Garden Theater

I propose a dumpster meet up. Behind the Apache Lounge. I'll bring the Pertussan. My mom will drive us home.
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Matt · Joined: 28 Apr 2008 Posts: 50

Right. I'll bring the cough syrup. Zoltan can bring the hard ons. Preferably in a bag. We can't have them things flopping about all willy-nilly!
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Poe Man Poe · Joined: 03 Dec 2007 Posts: 368 Location: Pittsburgh, Pa.

Zoltan has always been at least half in the bag. Don't worry, you had him at the very mention of flopping. I won't be able to partake of the cough syrup or the hard. However, I intend to bring several pre-paid prostitutes. I have secured the services of Three Hands Mary, Mavis Mizola, and the corpse of Shirley Booth to provide just about everything up to and including, French horn, sleeve jobs, ankle wetting, salad bowl, hanging Oriental basket, and the "Over-Nighter". Bring your wives and moms. moleman's mom will drive us home.
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Matt · Joined: 28 Apr 2008 Posts: 50

Your prostitutes sound enchanting, Poe. I'm especially looking forward to a sleeve job from the 3-pronged stylings of Miss Mary. I would also like to announce that I've acquired the services of 3-time Slammy Award winner, Owen Hart, for the occasion. He'll be delivering a speech sometime between the ankle wettings and hanging oriental baskets. We have to have him back in Calgary by daybreak, however, or I'll be forced to pay for an extra day. NO AUTOGRAPHS!
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Zoltan · Joined: 18 Jun 2008 Posts: 62 Location: Detroit

I'll bring Jell-o and a garden hose

Ms. Trudi Agar wants to bring her rusty trombone. I think she's bringing it or I didn't quite understand her.....
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Sir Richard Pumpaloaf · Posted: Mon Mar 23, 2009 6:57 pm Post subject:

My Mom says I should avoid dumpster people because they usually have STD's!! I heard Herve Villachez dined quite frequently in a dumpster?

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