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Zoltan · Joined: 18 Jun 2008 Posts: 62 Location: Detroit

Ok Who's the Crook Here Who Swiped My Beta Copy Of The Three Fantastic SuperMen??

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Poe Man Poe · Joined: 03 Dec 2007 Posts: 368 Location: Pittsburgh, Pa.

[quote="Zoltan"]Ok Who's the Crook Here Who Swiped My Beta Copy Of The Three Fantastic SuperMen??[/quote]

Gee-Bee's parking lot in Monessen. I was giving Mavis Lomax a tonsil exam in the backseat of my '71 Nova when I saw a guy in a bright yellow wife beater with "I Augged-Out Aldo Canti" printed in large blue letters on the back. He was beating down an old lady who just came out of the Beta-Copies-R-Us store. It appeared that she was trying to desperately hold onto a copy of "The Three Fantastic Supermen". The guy in the beater was obviously a Conti fan with a penchant for robbery, the movies of Gianfranco Parolini, and the beating down of octagenarians. I suspect that this is the one who liberated your copy. He looked a lot like Maxwell. He frightened poor Mavis to the degree that she will no longer do the filthy at the Gee-Bee's.

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