Bands We'd Like To See On Off Beat Cinema

Sir Richard Pumpaloaf · Bands We'd Like To See On Off Beat Cinema

Any suggestions? Moleman, Poe, Tiny?

moleman

I think everyone here knows how much I love "The Ball Scalding Larrys".
Especially their early albums: "Live From Bobbys", "Scald Me With Hot Bosco, Baby", and my favorite, "An Evening With Yves Montaund And Friends".
But I believe Spork is still doing jail time in North Dakota, and Jerz Juiliano is having problems with an enlarged prostate and has to leave the stage every few minutes to unrinate.
If possible, Ball Scalding Larrys. Please.

tiny

Oooo! How's about Schuntzy McGillicutty and the Slimy Loafers? Their underground classic, "Penny for your Dumpster" is considered a classic Chunnel-worker's dirge compilation. Happy, peppy, and bursting with malaise...

Sir Richard Pumpaloaf

My picks would be Hand Solo and The Mass Debaters they did a concept album extolling the benefits of ornganic based lubricants as opposed to
synthetics such as Lanolin. Also Erectus Maximus and the Perineal Tears, loved the tune Weasels Ate My Cumquat very Zappaesque, they do a lot of projects conceptualizing the uses of obscure fruits and vegetables. Honorable mention to Pedik U Losis and the Pena Kwelladas, love the tunes March of the Crabs and Nad Scrath Fever a tribute to Nugent. Masybe the Ball Scalding Larry's could be the opening act? Moleman?

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Blck Sabbath!

Sir Richard Pumpaloaf

Update : Erectus Maximus is out they are now Uncle Fistus and the Perineal Tears and a recent discovery, Convex Vulva and the Dogknots,what an act though they're stretched a little thin with busy tour dates.

Matt

The Cumshot Feminists!

moleman

The Enema Factory. I always put in one of their 8 tracks when I'm heading over to Poe's house for a game of lawn darts.
I believe they're available. But they ask to be paid in discarded underwear formerly owned by members of the cast of the Brady Bunch.
Ann B Davis' are highly prized.

TuraSatonya

Screamin' Cyn Cyn and the Pons, Bon Squad, Tormentula, Brainerd, Helliphant, Digibot, .357 String Band, Pupy Costello and His Big City Honky Tonk, SSION, Shazy Hade, August Teens, that one band where the girl shows her panties, Zombeatles, Big Fat Ass, Dead End Rejects, The World Famous Crawlspace Brothers, Cornbugs. the ghost of Wendy O. Williams.

you ask, I answer.

tiny

Turt Shartley and the Soilers. Anything from the flannel years. The audio equivalent of an overstressed septic system failing. Musical effluent. Zero let-down.

moleman

"Maxwell's Urethra." But only if they can coax Guiseppe Scrabioto back from his gig with "Argyle Rectum." I yearn.

Zoltan

Dolph may like this one

Hitler and the Soup Nazi's

With their #1 hit ""Who Horked in my Bratwurst"

moleman

"Matt's Big Night" 1998. I was a little dissapointed when the actor who played Matt didn't quite convey the desperation of one who lives in his mom's basement, drives a 10 year old Cavalier, and collects Star Wars figures. I watched it through Poe's window. His basement window. He keeps the blinds closeed on the second floor now. Still, I'm pretty sure I know what he's doing in there.

Sir Richard Pumpaloaf

My pick for the summer of 09 Offbeat gigs knees down has got to be Busta Nut & the Mouthfuls

moleman

I am begging for Offbeat to have "Harry Cooper's Anus" as a guest band. I saw them live at the Shoo Fly Inn once. Downtown Lower Burrel was completely gridlocked with fan traffic. A busfull of French Canadians were arrested for throwing their Fruit Of The Looms, then rushing the stage. It was a magical night.

Sir Richard Pumpaloaf

Saw Busta Nut & the Mouthfuls at the Black Schwann, Jack Mehoff opened the gig then Busta Nut rocked the house and The Swallows cleaned house as the closing act.[/quote]

Sir Richard Pumpaloaf

It has come to my attention that I made the unforgivable sin of omitting honourable mention of the backup bandmembers, Jack Mehoff with Astroglide was the name of the band. After the show I went to the Hungry Beaver for a jazz poetry recital of The Poon Dagger, real retro hetero, dig it man.

Matt

moleman

Matt,

The standard disclaimer runs in the credits at the end of "Matt's Big Night" saying that "Any connection between persons living or dead is purely coincidental", so I'm sure this movie was not about your life.

PS: I will trade you a like new, on the card, Snaggletooth Series 1 for a Tac Joh Yowza in any condition. Please meet me in the Gimbel's parking lot at 10 AM. If your car is broke down again ask your mom if she will drive you.

daddio

How about Ralph? Ralph Alfonso.

Sir Richard Pumpaloaf

Matt

Poe Man Poe

Of late, I have quelled my penchant for placing filiform papillae on the butter of strangers. Except for when I break into my neighbor's home while she's at work. But she really isn't a stranger, so it doesn't count. It's like going to Confession.

Sir Richard Pumpaloaf

The Shartridge Family performing side 1 of their Masters of Incontinence album. Especially Come On Get Crappy and Point Me in the Direction of the Nearest Stall.

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