COOL Movies!

sansom · COOL Movies!

Last night I caught the flick 'Maciste in Hell, The Witches Curse'

I'm new to Off Beat Cinema, but so far I have the following take. LOVE the movies, I'm OK with the host commentary, and I can't stand the so called musical guests.

The movies are SOOOOO bad and corney that they are GOOD! Unfortunately the same can't be said for the music guests. Take last night, we have a Jazz bassist who freely refers to himself as a Jazz prodigy. He was HORRIBLE! It was painful to witness. I found myself changing channels and switching back to see if he was done yet!

My only other complaint was that there were times when we'd just get back from a lengthy commercial break and literally after 2 minutes of the movie we'd be back to commercials! What the F?

CS

zoglemiester

Wierd man I thought it was a Hep Jazz Music show with some small homemade movies shown in the middle.

Poe Man Poe

I've had it up to here with the performance of my Give a Show Projector. The little bulb keeps flickering like there is a short or something. I feel a need to consult my solicitor. I want a bulb that works.

moleman

I have been hoarding Give A Show bulbs for 30 years in anticipation of this. You want em, you have to come to me. I'm selling them out of the back of a Schwann's truck behind the Mt Lebanon Jiffy Lube. Bring cash.

Poe Man Poe

I'm banned for life from the Mt. Lebanon Jiffy Lube. I went in for a lube. I requested the "jiffy". I was escorted from the premises by a surly tire changer.

moleman

You have to use the rear entrance. Ask for Sticky Joe.

Poe Man Poe

I took your advice. I asked for the "sticky joe". I may not take your adice again. I barely had the words, "I'd like the sticky joe." out of my mouth when I was seized by some inner city toughs, clotheslined to a radiator in an abandoned Gee-Bees and given the 'long and disturbing joe'. I've been banned for engaging in "too much struggling" during the administering of the long and disturbing thing.

moleman

Asking for "Sticky Joe" and "a sticky joe" are two entirely different things. However if I know you as well as I think I do, after the pain and rectal swelling subside, and the humilitation wears off, I think you may find yourself reqesting another sticky joe. Put it on my tab.

Poe Man Poe

I have opened my own "Don't Dare Order the Sticky Joe Salon and Bath Boutique" in downtown Perryopolis. Please look for our discount coupons in the check out section of your local grocer. If they don't have them on display, just ask the check-out girl like this... "Can I get a sticky ticket here?". She'll know what you mean. She's a check-out girl. She checks it out.