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Professor Tanhauser

Decaf?

Yo cats!

Since OBC is on late at night in most places, maybe the crew could recommend some decaf coffees to guzzle whilst watching the cool shows, so that peeps can still get to sleep afterwards.

Just a thought there....
zoglemiester

that or mix a lot of KAVA with your decaf....buzz  snore buzzz snore buzz snoore
Poe Man Poe

Freeze-dried enema. No chaser. Photos of it goin' in.
moleman

Orange Creme Slushy. Mixed with Laudanum. Taken rectally.
Poe Man Poe

Nine boxes of Calgon. The commenorative boxes with pictures of Sheckey Green on the front. Form a paste by combining with store-brand ginger ale. Apply to scrotum. Rinse. Repeat.
moleman

Ovaltine. Two years past expiration date. Mix well with 20 Mule Team Borax. Drink under table with it out.
Poe Man Poe

Lick 'M Aid.  Lime flavor. Place in shaker with a lime Fizzy. Add  2 pints of pruno. Strain through your neighbor's pantyhose. Serve from an iced enema bag. With it out.
moleman

Funny Face Rootin Tootin Raspberry. In a surplus Soviet Army Women's Auxilary canteen cup. Dirty. Mix with lime jello and Elderberry Maneshevitz. Drink under the 6th St Bridge. In or out.
Poe Man Poe

An entire case of Tab poured through the cotton crotch of the lime green shade of Leggs. Serve in commemorative Top Cat jelly jar glasses. Add a dill spear and top with a green maraschino cherry.  Enjoy with it only half-way out.
moleman

Tang. Limited Edition cack flavor. Served in a VA bedpan.
Poe Man Poe

A gallon of Lavoris with a petite soupcon of generic store brand vaginal wash product served in a standard foam cup with lip stick stains on the rim. With it in a cup of warm broth. Hard.

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