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MaryCWhite

Discussing horror authors

Do you guys ever discuss new horror authors and their books?
Do you have guest who are authors on your show?
Professor Tanhauser

Re: Discussing horror authors

MaryCWhite wrote:
Do you guys ever discuss new horror authors and their books?
Do you have guest who are authors on your show?


Do you like Nancy Collins and her "Sonja Blue" series?
Poe Man Poe

"The Nancy Pewt Mysteries": Series #5. The one where Uncle Teetus finds a suitable outlet for his repressed anger off of being a fired crossing guard. He goes all balls out for the widow Prinkey and his efforts land him in Leavenworth. It's a good read. Not for the squeamish. Those with squeam.
moleman

Do yinz guys ever discuss Schwanns delivery routes. and driver profiles?
Do you have guests who are current or former Schwanns drivers?
Poe Man Poe

"The Filthy Schwann's Affair" penned by Shoontzey Pavlovic. A tale of a man and his recepticle. I couldn't put it down.
moleman

Poe Man Poe wrote:
"The Filthy Schwann's Affair" penned by Shoontzey Pavlovic. A tale of a man and his recepticle. I couldn't put it down.


I read this. I put it down. In the men's room at the GreyHound bus station. A hobo stole it. All I know is he had "Hey Maxwell" tattooed on his left buttocks.
Poe Man Poe

[quote="moleman"][quote="Poe Man Poe"]"The Filthy Schwann's Affair" penned by Shoontzey Pavlovic. A tale of a man and his recepticle. I couldn't put it down.[/quote]

[color=green]I read this. I put it down. In the men's room at the GreyHound bus station. A hobo stole it. All I know is he had "Hey Maxwell" tattooed on his left buttocks.[/color][/quote]

This is the reason I couldn't put it down. That, and the fact that it was borrowed from the Homestead branch of the Carnegie Library. The name on the library card is smeared. However, one can discern the print when one squints. It reads "Maxwell".
moleman

I inquired at the Carnegie Library. Maxwell's card in no longer valid.  The only address they had for him was "Under 40th Street Bridge".
Poe Man Poe

"Just the Tip" by Ruby Dwenjeniski. A sordid tale of deceit and vengence set in 1920's Wales. I enjoyed this one. It's a bit lenghty, but it was worth the investment of time.
moleman

I read the first chapter of "Just the Tip". I put it down. In the men's room at Penneys. An off duty Concierge stole it.
tiny

Snood of Destiny by Yves Montand.  A young institutional food service worker's journey to womanhood with the swart and hirsute Edmunt as her guide.  Madame Bovary with tater-tots?  Perhaps.
moleman

I laid down my copy of "Snood" (autographed by Yves half sister, Gerta) in the restroom of Taco Mucho. It was stolen. I gave chase, pants around the ankes till I fell head first in a flower bed. Rose between my teeth I complained to the 16 year old shift manager, Zach. He told me to chill.
I'm chillin.
Poe Man Poe

In an effort to provide you with unsolicited advice, it is incumbent upon me to counsel you in regard to the putting of it down. Don't ever put it down. If anyone ever asks you a question in this regard, the appropriate response should be "I couldn't put it down."
moleman

I have been advised to not put it down anymore. I'm holding it right now. Thinking of Shirley Booth. and Ann B Davis.
Poe Man Poe

At 9:00pm every third Friday of the month, there are suport meetings for thos who find it difficult to not put it down. Homestead Library in the old microfiche storage room.
moleman

I have consulted with the local unofficial self appointed Holy Man, and he has advised me to put it down. He gave a lot of other advise too. I'm switching hands now.
Poe Man Poe

Don't trust the local holy man. He horks in his sleep. And dumps.
swollen3y3

Lovecraft; not since poe has anyone captured the essence of madness like he did
moleman

Snood Of Destiny special edition with forward by Gary Coleman's Uncle Shimmy. I put it down. I'm hungry for Tater Tots. slathered

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