Professor Tanhauser!
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Here's an idea.Try hosting an ep of OBC from the lobby of a theater that does those midnight weekend showings of the rocky horror picture show. Have some of the audience as guests.
Man, would that be wild.
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Poe Man Poe
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I think it might be more entertaining to host a show from behind the dumpster at the Kinko's on Liberty Ave. in dahn tahn Pittsburgh. We could all bring our favorite beverages and have a sleep-over.
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Poe Man Poe
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Here's another. Let's hire cheap prostitutes but only to discuss the nuances of making one's own pruno. Then we all take lengths of greased clothesline and hang ourselves from the Roberto Clemente bridge. Then go to heaven and see if there really is a party goin' on. Or we could just all go out for pie at the Eat n Park. The strawberry pie. Not the pecan.
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Poe Man Poe
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Well, I went for the strawberry pie at the Eat 'n Park on Rt 51. When I arrived at midnight, the waitress leered at me through a mile of cheap make-up. It looked like the stuff that the prositutes buy at the Dollar-Rama. I knew she was gonna be a hard time.
"I'll take the stew anna roll."
"You'll get an enema.", she said.
I choked onna bag of soggy Fritos outta the glove box and fell asleep in a puddle of my own fluids. Euphoria.
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Matt
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Po man... you couldn't have afforded that strawberry pie anyway. Just stick to kicking over pink flamingos.
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Poe Man Poe
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Agreed. The pie is outta my reach. I still enjoy laying in wait in the shrubbery around the Eat 'N Park while watching others eat the strawberry pie. And lick the windows.
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moleman
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On the side of a Schwans truck. While its moving. On the Turnpike. We're all stuffed into a rented schoolbus with a keg. I"m allergic to strawberrys.
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Poe Man Poe
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I have taken it upon myself to change the oil in the Schwann's truck. I'm under here and I'm thinking it may need a lube job as well. Anna can of radiator seal. The cheap stuff from GeeBees. Not the expensive stuff.
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moleman
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I had an idea. It involved watermelon and someones mother. But since I don't want to be banned here I'm keeping it to myself.
Maybe I'll post it in the Full House chat room.
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Poe Man Poe
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I am banned for life from the Full House chat room. I merely inquired as to the status of Candace Cameron Bure's enema bag and I was summarily asked to leave and never return. I think someone should tell Candace. Maybe she'll see to it that I am reinstated. After all, it was out of genuine concern for her enema apparatus that I made such an inquiry.
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moleman
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Watermelon is on sale at Giant Eagle this week. Just sayin'
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Poe Man Poe
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I have been permanantly banned from at least 4 different Giant Eagles. For some reason, the managers feel that I spend too much time in and around the enema apparatus and feminine supplies aisles. It's like being in the library for me. I'm just sayin'.
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moleman
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I know the mangager of the Mt Nebo Iggle. He has a special room in the back for enema afficionados. Bring your advanrage card. and a mop.
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Poe Man Poe
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I followed your advice. I went in all balls and spittle. They banned me on sight. I must have an air about me. They kept my The Fugitive thermos. Pricks.
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