Professor Tanhauser
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Hey Maxwell! It was "war of the collossal beast!"Max,
in "the terror of tinytown" you wondered about the sequel to "the amazing colossal man", well, see the title of this post.
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Poe Man Poe
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Max,
If I broke your enema bag, I apologize. I stood for hours in the pounding rain in an atempt to burlarize Stutz Pharmacy on the South Side and hoped to return a new Trimline 480 with detachable 'shoe horn' applicator to you, still inna shrink wrap. Sorry, but a drove of street toughs ran me off before I could get Old Man Stutz to open the loading dock door. Don't worry. I'll fiqure out a way to re-pay you.
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moleman
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Hey Maxwell.
Do not lend your enema bag to Poe. You will not get in back in good condition.
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Poe Man Poe
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Charleroi Rexall. $11.99 got me the Syzmo Standard Latex with additional hose and various applicators such as "The Over-Nighter" and "The Presidential". I mailed it to your P.O. box with an 'I'm Sorry' card. It won't fit in the box, so when you go to pick it up, just tell the postal employee, "Hey, I want my enema acutrements." He'll know what you mean.
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moleman
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Hey Maxwell! Check your mailbox. Wear gloves.
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Poe Man Poe
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Seen in the display window at Ersatz Bros. Emporium: T-shirts with "Hey Maxwell" in burgandy letters printed on gray. Sizes S to XXL-Tall. They're going like you can get free gas with the purchase. Hurry. I don't think the supply will last.
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moleman
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Hey Maxwell! saw it spray painted on the side of a Schwanns truck going north on 28. When I passed him he gave me the finger.
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Poe Man Poe
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In the mensroom at the abandoned 'Tic-Toc Restaurant' in the old Kauffman's. Under the paper towel dispenser, written in red lipstick- "Hey Maxwell". I took a photo. My camera was stolen on the way out of the building. I sense a conspiracy.
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moleman
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I saw "Hey Maxwell" tattooed on the left buttocks of a hobo living under the 40th St bridge. He had on trousers, but the left buttocks was exposed. It's the style nowadays.
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Poe Man Poe
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I stole a copy of "War of the Collossal Beast" while burglarizing my neighbor's home. Upon the 8th viewing during a 24 hour bender, I noticed something interesting in the credits..."Costumes by Hey Maxwell"
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moleman
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"War Of the Collosal Beast". If you remove some letters and rearrange others it spells "Breast". Maxwell has been informed.
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Poe Man Poe
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When I watch "War of the Ciollossal Beast" with the sound off, I hear peculiar rubbing sounds emanating from the basement. And low moaning. When I hit the 'pause' botton the sounds can no longer be heard. I suspect it's Maxwell's fault.
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moleman
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War Of The Kolbasi Beast was a much better movie. I watched it Maxwell style: pants around the ankles, Tang Pruno on ice.
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Poe Man Poe
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I've never seen "War of the Kolbasi Beast" but I read the book. I couldn't put it down.
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moleman
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I rented "Wang of the Collusal Beast" last night. I'm disgusted with myself right now. Someone peeked in my window as I watched. Maxwell?
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Poe Man Poe
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I stole "Douche of the Coaxial Beast" from the customer lounge at the Firestone 10-Minute Lube on Sawill Run Blvd. How can they expect me to enjoy a full-length movie in 10 minutes? Pricks. For some reason, and I'm expecting that reason to be the rather strange expectations of the Firestone 10-Minute Lube staff, the actual viewing of the movie provided me with the runs. The wafting of the cheap aftershave lotion off of the assistant manager allowed me to suspect that he was Maxwell.
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moleman
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Last night I went to the video store to rent War Of The Collosal Beast. As I was checking out the clerk winked at me knowingly. On the way out the door a man in a dirty trenchcoat leered in my direction. . When I got home I found I had accidentally rented "War Of The Collosal Breasts". I watched it anyway. Four times. I'm sure you are disgusted with me now.
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Poe Man Poe
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I have never been so disgusted. This causes me to ponder if I experienced the entirely opposite sensation at your lurid behavior, would I be 'gusted'? I wonder.
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moleman
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My copy of "War of the Collosal Breasts" has disappeared. I left it on the sideboard next to a Mason Jar of Pruno last night and when I awoke this morning it was gone. Maxwell? Matt?
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Poe Man Poe
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I loaned my copy of "Whore of the Casual Meats" to the consierge at the Edison Hotel. He quit the same day and no one has seen him since. Consierges can get like this.
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moleman
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Last night I rented "Man Of the Collosal Teets" thinking it was a sequel to "War of the Collosal Beast". It wasn't. I'm disgusted.
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Matt
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I, too, watched "Man of the Colossal Teets".
Hideous.
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moleman
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Found a Beta copy of "Wean Off Ye Crusted Teets" at the Avalon Red, White and Blue store for $2. Watched it 3 times with a photo of Maxwell at my side. Self loathing and runs followed.
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tiny
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I was accosted by Teetsly MacMoob upon exiting the Dry Cleaner. Manky Scotch git. Still trying to trick people into thinking they owe him small amounts of money. Pisher.
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