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Poe Man Poe

I SAW ZOLTAN

I saw Zoltan. He went over to http://www.theitsaliveshow.com/ and registered on the message board and started posting. He does things like this, but in his sleep. Zoltan. A somnambulist.
Zoltan

That wasn't me

I'm usully





HERE   http://ghoulfan.com/smf/

HERE   http://bigchuckandliljohn.com/


AND HERE  http://tv.groups.yahoo.com/group/WolfmanMac_WolfPack/
Sir Richard Pumpaloaf

Re: I SAW ZOLTAN

Poe Man Poe wrote:
I saw Zoltan. He went over to http://www.theitsaliveshow.com/ and registered on the message board and started posting. He does things like this, but in his sleep. Zoltan. A somnambulist.


A somnabulist horker too?
Poe Man Poe

Evidently, there is little room for intellectual growth in Washington, Pa.
Matt

Cesare?

Legendary hork.
moleman

I"m there too. My user name is MattscousinMort. I didn't see Zoltan. Or Zoltann.
Zoltan

Zoltann's my weird uncle. Mom says we're not to mention his name in this household..
anita

I have to admit something here.

I have been posting as Zoltan for months now.

See I have him in a hole in my basement.  I have been providing lotion for him and chicken bones.  I have ideas for that man, oh yes I do.
moleman

Since we are confessing I have to admit that I too, post as Zoltan. I also linger a little longer than I should when I walk through the ladies lingerie department at Penneys.
Zoltan

I. On the other hand HAVE NOT posted as "Matt"  even though I am  "Matt"


Oh the  Conundrums............
anita

Zoltan wrote:
I. On the other hand HAVE NOT posted as "Matt"  even though I am  "Matt"


Oh the  Conundrums............


You just worry about the condoms!
Sir Richard Pumpaloaf

Zoltan wrote:
I. On the other hand HAVE NOT posted as "Matt"  even though I am  "Matt"


Oh the  Conundrums............


I also do not post as Poe Man Poe, though Edgar Allen Poe is my favourite writer as I am also a collector. I might add I have never posted as The Führer ( re: Dolph ) though my rantings on other sites apparently cause quite a Furor, and my favoiurite goalie of the 80's was Grant Fuhr!!
Sir Richard Pumpaloaf

anita wrote:
I have to admit something here.

I have been posting as Zoltan for months now.

See I have him in a hole in my basement.  I have been providing lotion for him and chicken bones.  I have ideas for that man, oh yes I do.


Good to see someone else joining into the fray Anita, Zoltan looks like he has morphed into a Chupacabra. The absence of Poe Man Poes frequent witticisms had been a source of dismay I might add.
anita

Sir Richard Pumpaloaf wrote:

Good to see someone else joining into the fray Anita, Zoltan looks like he has morphed into a Chupacabra. The absence of Poe Man Poes frequent witticisms had been a source of dismay I might add.


More like Chewbacca, the Z man is pretty furry.
Sir Richard Pumpaloaf

anita wrote:
Sir Richard Pumpaloaf wrote:

Good to see someone else joining into the fray Anita, Zoltan looks like he has morphed into a Chupacabra. The absence of Poe Man Poes frequent witticisms had been a source of dismay I might add.


More like Chewbacca, the Z man is pretty furry.


Indeed, rumour has it he reported seeing you dance from table to table in Mighty Taco ( vestis absentia I might add ) yelling Tony Esse Rex Mundi
Poe Man Poe

And once he said he had a haircut. Dull and uninspired..., haircut or no. Personality disorders such as this are seldom remedied... an adolescent wiping his spooge on the pillow case and waiting for mom to find the mess. And then we have the big letters.
sexybflochik69

OMG Yes Zoltan is a sweet d00d! Please can all of you put yourselves all over my Zoltan-loving face?!?!? OMG please!?!?!?
Zoltan

I think you confused me with Poe man Poe

P.S Lea The Mummy Chickie is HOT!!!!

sexybflochik69 wrote:
OMG Yes Zoltan is a sweet d00d! Please can all of you put yourselves all over my Zoltan-loving face?!?!? OMG please!?!?!?
moleman

I believe she is confusing Zoltan and Poe Man Poe with Moleman,
anita

moleman wrote:
I believe she is confusing Zoltan and Poe Man Poe with Moleman,


I believe you are wishin'
tiny

While in Equador, I stumbled upon a small, crabbed street vendor, pushing a cart laden with stylized carvings of what appeared to be Zoltan.  I purchased one with an empty Juicy Fruit package and inspected it closely - on the plinth: Zoltano Horkenando.  Just so.  Just so.
moleman

I ordered breakfast at Woolworth's lunch counter this morning.
The waitress came over and set my plate down a little too hard on the counter.  I was about to complain, but as I looked at my eggs I noticed the yolk was running and starting to form a familiar shape. It looked exactly like Zoltan. Wearing a cape and holding a copy of Dr Phil's "Love Smart".
Alas, when I ran to my car to get my camera I returned to find that someone had eaten the eggs and left a 10 cent tip.
Later in the day when I related the story to Tiny, I noticed a crusty yellow substance in his beard. He seemed a little nervous and kept talking about the problem of large, unreported gratuity income and how it was bringing the economy to a standstill.
I'm going back tomorrow. With a camera crews.
Sir Richard Pumpaloaf

I was preparing to smother my toast with St.Dalfour preserves when I noticed what appeared to be the image of Zoltan grinning and holding a copy of the Coffin Joe Trilogy, much to my dismay while I went to the MAC to auction the aforementioned on E-Bay my wife took the opportunity to profess her hatred for horror movies and discarded my talisman into the wasted receptacle.
anita

I saw Zoltan naked once.
anita

okay twice, but once he didn't know I was looking.
sci-fi -dude

long look

anita wrote:
okay twice, but once he didn't know I was looking.

You would'nt have to look at me twice when I'm naked-just one big, loooong look,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
Sir Richard Pumpaloaf

anita wrote:
okay twice, but once he didn't know I was looking.


Was it at the Well Hung Sale at Urban Barn this past week? I was there myself, the girl asked if she could help me and I replied " this is the well hung sale" she said yes it is take a look around to which I replied take a look at this. She said well you have certainly come to the right place.
Sirens, barbed wire cuts on hands, burrs, insect bites you get the picture I guess.
anita

Sir Richard Pumpaloaf wrote:
anita wrote:
okay twice, but once he didn't know I was looking.


Was it at the Well Hung Sale at Urban Barn this past week? I was there myself, the girl asked if she could help me and I replied " this is the well hung sale" she said yes it is take a look around to which I replied take a look at this. She said well you have certainly come to the right place.
Sirens, barbed wire cuts on hands, burrs, insect bites you get the picture I guess.


I was there and I did see you, I am the girl that walked up to you and said "hey that looks just like a penis, only smaller"
sci-fi -dude

anita wrote:
Sir Richard Pumpaloaf wrote:
anita wrote:
okay twice, but once he didn't know I was looking.


Was it at the Well Hung Sale at Urban Barn this past week? I was there myself, the girl asked if she could help me and I replied " this is the well hung sale" she said yes it is take a look around to which I replied take a look at this. She said well you have certainly come to the right place.
Sirens, barbed wire cuts on hands, burrs, insect bites you get the picture I guess.


I was there and I did see you, I am the girl that walked up to you and said "hey that looks just like a penis, only smaller"


If you walked up behind me you would say; "My that's a big one."
Matt

anita wrote:
Sir Richard Pumpaloaf wrote:
anita wrote:
okay twice, but once he didn't know I was looking.


Was it at the Well Hung Sale at Urban Barn this past week? I was there myself, the girl asked if she could help me and I replied " this is the well hung sale" she said yes it is take a look around to which I replied take a look at this. She said well you have certainly come to the right place.
Sirens, barbed wire cuts on hands, burrs, insect bites you get the picture I guess.


I was there and I did see you, I am the girl that walked up to you and said "hey that looks just like a penis, only smaller"


Vicious trollop!
Bombshell

Zoltan?  That prick owes me some cash.  Spotted him on some vodka stingers after one of Frank's shows at the Aladdin once.  Said he had to go drain the weasel and never saw him again.  Prick.

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