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Just Sayin'Farrah Fawcett went up to heaven to become an angel and God said to her,"For all the good things you did while on earth,I'll give you anything you want".
Farrah replied,"I want for all the children of the world to be safe"...........
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Very close friend and psychic Uri Gellar has said that he is deeply shocked and saddened at the unexpected death of Michael Jackson.
Some fu**in Psychic he is!
Upon hearing the news of Michael Jackson's death, mourning fans released a white dove in his honour.
Well, it was actually a blackbird, but with a rare skin condition..
Apparently C P R is not as easy as A B C
Two paramedics arrive at Michael Jackson's to answer the 911 call.
The first asks the second what they should try first.
To which the second replies, "well I don't know about you but I reckon the ferris wheel".
This recession is really hitting everyone hard.
Even the Jackson Five have had to lay one member off.
Yesterday I drank 9 cokes and 2 Dr Peppers, I am offically the new king of pop.
So Michael Jackson is dead.....
I thought he looked pale.
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