Sir Richard Pumpaloaf
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Modus OperandiSo what is it, French Press? Bialetti or Automatic drip ( how gauche)? Illy kicks ass though Kona is pretty hip too
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Poe Man Poe
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Re: Modus Operandi[quote="Sir Richard Pumpaloaf"]So what is it, French Press? Bialetti or Automatic drip ( how gauche)? Illy kicks ass though Kona is pretty hip too[/quote]
Kerosine drip (I.V.) with a Iron City chaser. Then I have to go to the bowlin' alley to lick the used Wet-Naps. Then I'm ready to greet the morning.
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moleman
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Right out of the back of the Schwanns truck. You have to ask though. Just don't mention that Yves guy.
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Poe Man Poe
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I did my best with the Schwanns truck, but a lady who called herself 'Zelda' beat me down with a loaded enema bag, copped my wallet, and left me for dead. I suspect Yves Montand is responsible. He's that kinda guy.
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moleman
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You mentioned HIM. I'm upset. I can barely drink my morning Pruno.
Considering ambushing my Postal Worker. That never fails to sooth me.
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Poe Man Poe
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[quote="moleman"][color=green]You mentioned HIM. I'm upset. I can barely drink my morning Pruno.
Considering ambushing my Postal Worker. That never fails to sooth me.[/color][/quote]
You may need to resume straining the pruno through a purloined 'Cross-my Heart' bra. Triple 'D'. With sweat stains.
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moleman
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I was in Penneys last night using my teeth to rigorously test the Cross My Heart bras for tensile strength when I was acosted by several security personnel. I was asked to leave and never return. Banned. Not just from the lingerie dept but from the entire store. This is the last time I take advice from you.
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Poe Man Poe
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I frequently serve up advice just to get somebody in trouble. Then I feel guilty about it and commence to swill down enormous volumes of toilet bowl cleaner. Scrubbing Bubbles. Not the Clorox brand (too sugary).
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moleman
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I sometimes visit another board where a gentleman who claims affilitation to some church frequently dispenses holy advice. I don't care for him, but he never got me banned from Penneys.
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Poe Man Poe
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My suggestion would be that you exercise extreme caution in any dealings with the ersatz minister to whom you refer. He dumps in his sleep.
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