Off Beat Cinema kicks ass!

BiG-D FiLMS · Off Beat Cinema kicks ass!

HEY OFF BEAT CINEMA! i love the show! i usually watch it every weekend!
you guys have introduced me to so many good movies! when i tried to email you guys i clicked on "contact us" and it just sent me to my hotmail without an address? what do i do! anyway! im going to go finish watching the show because it's on right now! if you could...check out some of my work! it's kind of...crazy but you might like it?

http://www.youtube.com/user/schoeneberg

Poe Man Poe

My Uncle Teech gouged out his own eyes during a viewing of the show. He has always had poor impulse control, but we feel the airing of "Just the Tip" starring James Coco and Coco Channell is what put him over the edge. Too many Coco's, perhaps. Now when the show is on, we have to describe all the action to him.

Zoltan

The RTN affiliate that shows off Beat Cnema here in Detroit needs better commercials . The Commercial s are all Dept Relief , Cash For Gold and other get rich quick schemes ........

Poe Man Poe

[quote="Zoltan"]The RTN affiliate that shows off Beat Cnema here in Detroit needs better commercials . The Commercial s are all Dept Relief , Cash For Gold and other get rich quick schemes ........[/quote]

Despite my efforts to oil the gears of thought and render the webs of sh*t but a bad dream, and in your seemingly collecive resistance to responding to the same, I am pleased see that Zoltan has been able to bring his A-game and show us his testicles. I salute you, Zoltan. Please show us more of your testicles. (Repeated for the sake of emphasis.)

moleman

Like Big D I also tried to e-mail Offbeat Cinema. All I got was a throbbing pain in my groin and a feeling of impending pussy discharge. I'm thinking of a way to turn this into a get rich quick scheme.

Poe Man Poe

My hand shook nervously while I clicked on the "contact us" and attempted to e-mail Maxwell. I was escorted to the "Bend Over and I'll Drive Like I'm Thomas the Train" web site. I was appalled by the contents therein. I had to drink a half-gallon of of Aqua-Velva to rid my mind of the horrid imagery.

tiny

When I clicked the link in my haste to crow my huzzahs to any who might listen, my interweb screen suddenly phased into a hypno-spiral with the face of a laughing clown fading between a positive and negative image superimposed over it. He had an X over each eye and a turned-down mouth. Is he supposed to be dead? I don't know! Every time I looked away I could swear I saw him take a nip from a tarnished silver flask with the image of a hand with an extended middle finger on it. Had to be an illusion, right?

moleman

Last night I fortified myself with a pint of Vodka mixed with rubber caulking agent, then attempted to click on the "contact us" icon. My bowels let loose as I was directed to a little known archive of "Bozo the Clown Meets the Prince Of Space" serial in 10 chapters. As I watched I called Fuber's and ordered a "Scharnhorst" for takeout. Eight pounds of goat cheese stuffed inside a deep fried head of Savoy cabbage and served with a three pound mound of Braunschweiger shaped like Dom DeLuise.
screamers

Poe Man Poe

I was at work when I clicked on the 'contact us'. My fingers immediately became paralyzed as sparks rose from my keyboard. The main servers in the administrative offices were fried. The janitor started calling me 'Maxwell' and the high tension wires at the Mifflin power station caught fire. I think I'll try it again.

Zoltan

They say thsat love is blind.

Its also deaf ,dumb, and without the ability to smell

Matt

I'm convinced that Poe, Moleman and Tiny are the alter-egos of one very deranged human being. Thoughts? Confirmations? Denials?

trollificus

Whoa. (/keanu)

This show comes on (in Utah) on Dish Network ch3, listed as "Movie. No details available".

I guess the kind of person who would watch a show promoted in that manner is the kind of person obc is aimed at. At least, in this small sample size (me), it worked. Genius marketing, indeed.

PLUS, the different weeks I saw the ancient Christmas Carol and a 50s/60s Japanese monster movie (with awesomely unsophisticated rubber monster suit and tiny model village technologies) I never, due to channel flipping I guess, saw even one of the linking beatnik segments or caught any of the cool musical interludes.

It was just a neat mystery box of cinema weirdness every Saturday. Now I find out it's, like, a real thing. Saweet. I'm glad to have found it, and very pleased with whatever arrangements were made for this to be shown on what appears to be "The Miscellaneous Shit Channel".

Plus, unlikely as it seems, I think it just made me even cooler. Damn.

trollificus

I thought this was an appropriately-titled thread to post my "How Trolly Met OBC" thing.

I almost didn't post, because I found the description of the posts as "articles" so intimidating. Then I checked and the posts weren't, like, essays or anything.

But still, I didn't think "Hello! OBC does indeed kick ass!" was quite adequate.

ps) and thanks for the warnings about the "contact us" link. Forewarned is forehand, as the philosopher Rod Laver used to say.

moleman

Against all good advice I once again clicked on the "contact us" link.
Groin sweats. Impacted bowels.

Sir Richard Pumpaloaf

I clicked on the Contact Us icon and came down with a wicked case of Pediculosis!! Some bastard stole my Kweladda and left a note signed J.M! Prick! Anyone got an Angorra Merkin handy? I'm allergic to wool!