Zelda on myspace

Zelda · Zelda on myspace

Hey Cats, Zelda here to let you know that I have started a "Zelda's Corner" on myspace. It's new and still underdeveloped but with your help we'll get it groovied up real soon Cool

. The site "Zelda's Corner" will feature jazz, poetry, coffee and, of course, movies. Your suggestions for movies, original poetry, and coffee brewing tips are most welcome and will be aired if it's cool.
Stop by and visit
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Poe Man Poe

Groovy. I think I can manage some poetry con su permisso.

Zelda

Usted tiene mi permiso. Gracias, Zelda

Poe Man Poe

I was sent to Zelda's corner for looking up the teacher's dress. She was going commando.

moleman

Poe Man Poe

[quote="moleman"][quote="Poe Man Poe"]I was sent to Zelda's corner for looking up the teacher's dress. She was going commando.[/quote]

[color=green]Do not encourage this man to compose poetry. Not now, but soon. And for the rest of your life.
I can't figure out how to make the smiley I want. It's drunk and toppled to the side. Very pale and wheezing. It's tongue is in the butter.[/color][/quote]

I only need to hear that its tongue is on the fu*kin' butter one more time, and I'm gonna have to write a poem about it. Blue Bonnet. Not store brand.

moleman

Blue Bonnet is margarine, sir. You disappoint me. If you are putting your tongue in margarine, where else has it been?

moleman

Above where I posted "you disappoint me" please subsitute "you disgust me."

Poe Man Poe

[quote="moleman"][color=green]Blue Bonnet is margarine, sir. You disappoint me. If you are putting your tongue in margarine, where else has it been?[/color][/quote]

You are right and true to call me on this one, sir. In my haste to spew forth, I inserted 'Blue Bonnet'. It should read 'Land 'O Lakes'. As to where my tongue has been, I freely admit that it has been in places where most folks would not place their tongues. Morgues, the mens room at Kinko's, land-fills, the dumpster behind the Crafton Dairy Delight, and the back-bar of the Apache Grill. You must be disgusted with me by now.

moleman

You are a spewer. However i accept your apology.

Matt

I, however, accept not this weak attempt at the apologetic arts. On your knees, soldier!

Poe Man Poe

In an attempt to appease you, I will not piss in the Ovaltine.

moleman

I had my Ovaltine this morning. It tasted a little uriny. I had to drink several glasses to verify this. I'm considering writing a harsh letter to the owner of the Fudgie Wudgie Fudge Company.

Poe Man Poe

I have been given to fits of just shovelling in tablespoonfuls of Ovaltine. I ran outta milk since the myterious disappearance of my milkman. I suspect foul play.

moleman

I have taken to filling balloons with Ovaltine then swallowing them whole. Circus balloons. Administered by a clown if possible.

Poe Man Poe

I have been reduced to drinking Ovaltine (malted) straight from the enema bag. Smiley Face applicator.

Kahuna

All Y'all are sick puppies and not worthy of my Zelda! Rolling Eyes

Zoltan

I wanted to bathe in Ovaltine tonight. So. I went up to the local Discount Muffler and Grocery Store. Approaching the Dairy manager I ask him for Fifty gallons of Milk. The Dairy Manager then asks me why I need so much milk. I tell him of my wish for an Ovaltine Milk bath. He finally agrees to sell me the milk then asks me if I want the 50 gallons pasturised , No I say . I just want it up to my neck

old bob

Yeah nothin I like better before going to bed than some pissed in 3 week old chocolate milk from England.

Sir Richard Pumpaloaf

I have found Ovaltine mixed with copious amounts of Valium not only tastes good but is conducive to a rapid state of tranquility.

Udo V · getting back to Zelda's myspace page..

I am not able to access it. Has anybody seen it?

DOLPH

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moleman

I have been seen (by Maxwell. At least I believe it was him peeking out from the Ladies Footwear stockroom at Penneys) sipping Ovaltine from a recently tried on wedge-type shoe. Ladies sixe 6. Shiny patent leather, contrast gold piping, peep toe with linear wood finish.
I enjoy Ovaltine.

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