Zelda
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Zelda's blog on MY SPACEHey Cats, I've been blogging away for the past few weeks mostly meandering to my self about this that and every thing . Stop by and feel free to meander with me ...www.myspace.com/offbeatzelda. 
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K_I_T
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I just sent you a friend add request on MySpace.
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Poe Man Poe
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I keep beating it off on the corner of Liberty Ave. and 31st St. All I got was this kick to the nuts. My priest will never understand.
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moleman
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I was eating lunch in a greasy spoon at the corner of Liberty and 31st and saw a guy get blasted in the crotch. $2.99 special. I got the runs.
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Poe Man Poe
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I had the veal cutlet. Got the runs. Went back the next day to complain and the chef offered me a free meal. I got the veal cutlet. Got the runs, again. I'm going back to complain about this.
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moleman
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Had the Corned Beef yesterday. runs
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Poe Man Poe
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Fruit cup and rye toast. Early this morning. Runs and sore gums.
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moleman
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I had the "Made Fresh Daily" Chili. I peeked in the kitchen and saw them spooning it out of a can. I tried to object but got the runs and had to take off quick. Men's room was out of order. They wouldn't let me on the bus.
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Poe Man Poe
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Monday's Special: I had the Lobster Newberg and string beans in vinaigrette. Violent stomach spasms and the sudden onset of aggressive and moistened flatulence ensued. I had to be treated in the Mercy Hospital ER with an antidiuretic hormone and a series of enemas. I'm looking forward to next Monday. It's the Brook Trout Amandine special. I'm gettin' two.
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moleman
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Chicken Fiesta Salad. Runs.
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Poe Man Poe
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Vito's in Glassport. Monday Special- Ham and Bean soup (cup) and a BLT on wheat without the L or the T. Short Nehi grape outta the fountain. No ice. Runs.
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moleman
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Hobo Joe's in Ambridge. Iced Tea and package of saltines. Runs.
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Poe Man Poe
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Piscatelli's Crepes and Sausage in Glassport. The 'Big Daddy' toasted cheese on rye with dill spear. Abrupt vomiting and runs.
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moleman
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Gus's Iceball stand on the Northside. Cherry Iceball. Popcorn. Runs.
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Poe Man Poe
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Fong's Meat Onna Rod at 17th on the Southside. Double meat. Two rods. Runs.
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moleman
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Dieters House of Organ Meat. Tripe onna Bagel. Doubled order. runs
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Poe Man Poe
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"The Mangler"-a pound of capacolla drenched in eel sauce and served open-faced on a rye Kaiser roll from the grill at the Edison Hotel. Runs.
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moleman
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"The Monsoon" A pound and a half of Garlic Baloney and Captain Crunch cereal soaked overnight in a vat of picke brine. Eaten with a tablespoon. galloping runs
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Poe Man Poe
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Gary's Huggy Bear Restaurant on Brownsville Rd. in Carrick. "The Girded Loin"- a stack of Belgian waffles covered in the fruit of your choice, run over in the alley by a guy named Spence in a '79 Buick, and sprinkled with powdered sugar. Trots. Violent type.
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moleman
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Granny's Seement Pond Dine and Dance on Route 52. "The Horkheimer". One and Half pounds of chipped ham and macaroni salad deep fried and served in a burrito wrap. Raging gallops.
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Poe Man Poe
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Headly's House of Fine Hams and Bowling Supplies- I had the "Commodore", an entire ham shank braised over hot coals and served open-faced on a loaf of marble rye and slathered in Headly's mystery sauce. Aggressive trots and edemic ankles.
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moleman
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I went to Headly's yesterday and ordered a Commodore. The clerk said "that guy got the last one" and pointed to a man in a corner booth near the restroom wearing a Shemmies T shirt and a top hat. Maxwell?
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Poe Man Poe
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I slept in the hydragnea outside of Headly's last night. I wanted to be the first in line this morning. Who can blame me? It's "All The Spatzle You Can Handle Morning" at Headly's. I had all the spatzle I can handle. Runs.
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moleman
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Tomorrow it's "Risotto Riser Night" at Headlys. I've reserved the Hydrangea bush and I'm staring at a photo of Eve Plumb. riser
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Poe Man Poe
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I went for the "Grab a Cold Potato and Stand in Line Special" at Lyla's House of Poon and Gland Emporium. Riser and runs. Tough combination.
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moleman
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Seen on the menu at the Bloomfield Big Lots and Eats: Riser And Runs.
I believe this is a 12" Italian Sausage served in a bowl of Cream of Mushroom soup. I'm not trying it until Matt does.
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Poe Man Poe
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I have been allowed to believe that Matt invented the 12" Italian Sausage served in a bowl of Cream of Mushroom soup when he was a whoremaster in Newton, Iowa during the 'Cavalcade of Lust Festival and Poon Revival' of 1989. At the time, they called it "The Intestinal Rotisserie" but later decided to change the name to the "Riser and Runs". Its popularity waned in the early nineties with the advent of "The Gastric Revolver". I had one once. Runs and numbness in my extremities.
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moleman
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I tried to order a Riser And Runs at the Bloomfield Big Lots and Eats and the waitress pointed to a guy sitting in the corner booth holding his stomach and said "He got the last one." Tie die t shirt, Bermuda shorts, wingtips with white socks. Matt?
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Poe Man Poe
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"Tambien's Taco's and Deep Dish Calamari Emporium" on the corner of 8th and Clist in Hybernia. Not the one on Cleat Blvd. I went for "The Crawler"- a pound of Genoa salami covered with canned tuna served on toast points with sharp chedder, and a Sprite. Hives and unceasing runs. I'm going back next Thursday for "All You Can Eat Pork Ring Night".
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moleman
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| Poe Man Poe wrote: | | "Tambien's Taco's and Deep Dish Calmari Emporium" on the corner of 8th and Clist in Hybernia. Not the one on Cleat Blvd. I went for "The Crawler"- a pound of Genoa salami covered with canned tuna served on toast points with sharp chedder, and a Sprite. Hives and unceasing runs. I'm going back next Thursday for "All You Can Eat Pork Ring Night". |
Runs?
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tiny
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Parminder's House o' Curry. The Au Naturelle. I think this was goat mutton in both red and green curry, served between the owner's wife's sagging and hirsute teats. Flaming squitters. Literally. Flames.
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Poe Man Poe
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"Sasha's Hacienda of Ham and Enema Bags" on Smithfield across from the Wack's Hotel. I had 'The Colostomy'-an entire rack of lamb and a pound of rotinni in eel sauce served on a dozen bagels w/creamcheese. Admission to St Clair Hospital for an upper GI series and emergency appendectomy ensued. I got a "I Gagged and Bagged @ Sasha's" tee-shirt in navy with a crew neck. Next Tuesday is "All You CAn Bag Night" at Sasha's. I already made my reservation.
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moleman
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Dimitri's Den of Yugoslav Porn and Fine Meats. I ordered the Endoscopy. with cheese. Eight pounds of goat testicles layered between piles of red onions and leeks. with cheese. Doctor on site diagnosed Ulcerative Colitis. I'm going back tomorrow.
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tiny
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Vladimir's House of Bulgar Cuisine, Sahside. Had the Petit Threes: three pounds of charred pork, three scoops of Rum Raisin Ice Cream, and three cloves. Served in much the same manner as Baked Alaska but using high-test local 'shine as an accelerant. Rocketing yoo-hoo and a painfully everted rectum. Taking the little woman and the rugrats tonight.
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moleman
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Fuber's Chateau de Mange. Got there early as I was told Maxwell was possibly going to show. Had the Graf Spee. A 5 foot long meatloaf stuffed with sauer kraut pickled herring and the intestines of a free range goat.
Explosive vomiting and weeping.
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Poe Man Poe
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Constance's Lair of Fondue. I had "The Crippler"- a vat of swiss and gouda served with creamed chipped beef formed to resemble cow utters on toast points, side salad with house dressing, and crinkle-cut fries. I had to be placed on a gurney and attached to a defibrillator. I soiled. Wet. Loose.
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Had "The Widowmaker" @ Fubar & Maddi's Roundup, Point Breeze. Tripe on shrimp toast, smothered in velveeta and garnished with crumbled Blind Robins. My IQ dropped 50 points and I became subsumed in self-pitying sollipsism and pleaded incessantly for attention while trying to hold my rapidly deliquescing intenstines in with a gutta percha plug I made for other purposes while the dentist wasn't looking. Swinging by for takeout tonight.
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Poe Man Poe
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"Shenshaw's Liverwurst Temple" on Fifth where the old White Castle used to be. I had "The Seizure Inducer"- a quarter pound of bruanschweiger on pumpernickel toast points served over a glazed rack of lamb with mint jelly on the side. I then experienced an irradiated volcanic eruption which leveled several private residences and melted the parking lot surface in the adjacent Big Lots. runs. EMTs.
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moleman
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Shubs Subs. The Colon Block. 5 Pounds of deep fried Velveeta on a loaf of wheat bread. Blocked up. 3rd day.
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Poe Man Poe
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Shackle's Pron Pagoda in Irwin. I had "The Turbine"- tuna w/ shallots on a 9' hoagie roll slathered in brined sea-cucumber sauce and Welch’s grape jelly. I asked them to hold the anchovy paste, but they didn't listen. I experienced a four-hour coma, during which I became incontinent of bowel and bladder. Later, I regained consciousness in the ladies room at the Winkey's in Charleroi. Someone had taken my wallet and the copy of Highlights from my parka. What pricks. I'm going back for the Oktoberfest celebration. I'm told the waitresses will dress in traditional Bavarian garb.
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Sir Richard Pumpaloaf
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| Poe Man Poe wrote: | | Shackle's Pron Pagoda in Irwin. I had "The Turbine"- tuna w/ shallots on a 9' hoagie roll slathered in brined sea-cucumber sauce and Welch’s grape jelly. I asked them to hold the anchovy paste, but they didn't listen. I experienced a four-hour coma, during which I became incontinent of bowel and bladder. Later, I regained consciousness in the ladies room at the Winkey's in Charleroi. Someone had taken my wallet and the copy of Highlights from my parka. What pricks. I'm going back for the Oktoberfest celebration. I'm told the waitresses will dress in traditional Bavarian garb. |
Great idea, I've got rhythm in my lederhosen!!!
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