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Poe Man Poe
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As I came out of the Charleroi Rexall, I was reaching for my keys and realized I had locked them in my Vega (no muff). When I crossed the street, I was dismayed and chagrined to discover that it had been stolen. I left several pounds of purloined kishka in the glove box. I felt discouraged and had to take a jittney home. No kishka chaser. I went for the bourbon/no ice.
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moleman
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Location: The Garden Theater
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I left the Sun Drugs in Pines Plaza to find someone had stolen my Rambler. Turquoise with a white top. All transistor radio. I caught a ride home with a plumber. We stopped at the state store. Schnapps. Runs.
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Poe Man Poe
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Amsler's Pharmacy, Allentown. The "Gargler"- a large coffee and a lozenge. Runs. Banned for misuse of the public restroom.
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moleman
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Hiebers on Fifth. Restrooms closed to the public. Urinated in the alley. Ate a burrito off a truck. runs
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Poe Man Poe
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Bernie's Brown Room on 12th and Berring. I had "The Wheeler"- a crepe stuffed with cold tuna and cherry tomatos, covered in swiss cheese sauce. Trots.
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moleman
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Big Eleanor's Eats in Aspinwall. The Tugboat. A deep fried loaf of Pumpernickel filled with egg salad and parsnips, then slathered in liquified Spam. Scoots.
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Zoltan
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Location: Detroit
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The Bloated Goat in Fowlerville.The Colon blow. a deep fried Rye stuffed with Daikon and Grape Jelly. Drips
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Poe Man Poe
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Jizzies Pita Palace. "The Executioner's Tic"- a full pound of roasted and pulled Cornish Hen in a petite soup'con of venison bladder and tuna served open faced on a bed of crumbled marble rye pita. I filled my '84 Dodge Omni with fecal matter and blood. I quess you could say "runs".
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