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Matt · Joined: 28 Apr 2008 Posts: 50

I, however, accept not this weak attempt at the apologetic arts. On your knees, soldier!

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Poe Man Poe · Joined: 03 Dec 2007 Posts: 368 Location: Pittsburgh, Pa.

In an attempt to appease you, I will not piss in the Ovaltine.
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moleman · Joined: 13 May 2008 Posts: 275 Location: The Garden Theater

I had my Ovaltine this morning. It tasted a little uriny. I had to drink several glasses to verify this. I'm considering writing a harsh letter to the owner of the Fudgie Wudgie Fudge Company.
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Poe Man Poe · Joined: 03 Dec 2007 Posts: 368 Location: Pittsburgh, Pa.

I have been given to fits of just shovelling in tablespoonfuls of Ovaltine. I ran outta milk since the myterious disappearance of my milkman. I suspect foul play.
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moleman · Joined: 13 May 2008 Posts: 275 Location: The Garden Theater

I have taken to filling balloons with Ovaltine then swallowing them whole. Circus balloons. Administered by a clown if possible.
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Poe Man Poe · Joined: 03 Dec 2007 Posts: 368 Location: Pittsburgh, Pa.

I have been reduced to drinking Ovaltine (malted) straight from the enema bag. Smiley Face applicator.
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Kahuna · Joined: 27 Apr 2009 Posts: 1 Location: Md's Eastern Shore

All Y'all are sick puppies and not worthy of my Zelda! Rolling Eyes

Zoltan · Joined: 18 Jun 2008 Posts: 62 Location: Detroit

I wanted to bathe in Ovaltine tonight. So. I went up to the local Discount Muffler and Grocery Store. Approaching the Dairy manager I ask him for Fifty gallons of Milk. The Dairy Manager then asks me why I need so much milk. I tell him of my wish for an Ovaltine Milk bath. He finally agrees to sell me the milk then asks me if I want the 50 gallons pasturised , No I say . I just want it up to my neck
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old bob · Joined: 29 Apr 2009 Posts: 7 Location: Virginia

Yeah nothin I like better before going to bed than some pissed in 3 week old chocolate milk from England.

Sir Richard Pumpaloaf · Posted: Thu Apr 30, 2009 5:27 pm Post subject:

I have found Ovaltine mixed with copious amounts of Valium not only tastes good but is conducive to a rapid state of tranquility.

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