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moleman · Joined: 13 May 2008 Posts: 275 Location: The Garden Theater

Nescafe and Russian Tea cakes. Sponge Bob Sheets. Rubberized. Anticipating Charles In Charge reruns. I'm begging.

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Zoltan · Joined: 18 Jun 2008 Posts: 62 Location: Detroit

Is it really a good idea to buy Viagra over the internet ??
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Poe Man Poe · Joined: 03 Dec 2007 Posts: 368 Location: Pittsburgh, Pa.

[quote="Zoltan"]Is it really a good idea to buy Viagra over the internet ??[/quote]

I frequently obtain my popular prescriptions, such as Viagra, by waiting in the hedges outside the Rite-Aid in Monessen. Jules Nacaratto, the resident pharmacist is typically ready to trade any pharmaceuticals I prefer for copies of the polaroids I have of he and Mrs. Parkinson from their summer of love campaign. He usually says something like, "I already paid for copies of these.", to which I often respond, "Tough sh*t, gimme my thyroid meds, you prick. Or else, your wife gets the pictures."
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moleman · Joined: 13 May 2008 Posts: 275 Location: The Garden Theater

I purchase my Viagra through contacts I make by listening to my A-Team walkie talkie set. Typically I listen for an hour or two, then wait for an opening in the conversation where I express my medical needs and problems. Tonight; dumpster behind Zayres. I would never buy Viagra over the internet.

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