offbeatcinema.myfastforum.org

Poe Man Poe · Joined: 03 Dec 2007 Posts: 368 Location: Pittsburgh, Pa.

Headly's House of Fine Hams and Bowling Supplies- I had the "Commodore", an entire ham shank braised over hot coals and served open-faced on a loaf of marble rye and slathered in Headly's mystery sauce. Aggressive trots and edemic ankles.

_________________
My dreams need me more than I need my dreams.

moleman · Joined: 13 May 2008 Posts: 275 Location: The Garden Theater

I went to Headly's yesterday and ordered a Commodore. The clerk said "that guy got the last one" and pointed to a man in a corner booth near the restroom wearing a Shemmies T shirt and a top hat. Maxwell?
_________________
Admit nothing. Deny everything. Make counter accusations.

Poe Man Poe · Joined: 03 Dec 2007 Posts: 368 Location: Pittsburgh, Pa.

I slept in the hydragnea outside of Headly's last night. I wanted to be the first in line this morning. Who can blame me? It's "All The Spatzle You Can Handle Morning" at Headly's. I had all the spatzle I can handle. Runs.
_________________
My dreams need me more than I need my dreams.

moleman · Joined: 13 May 2008 Posts: 275 Location: The Garden Theater

Tomorrow it's "Risotto Riser Night" at Headlys. I've reserved the Hydrangea bush and I'm staring at a photo of Eve Plumb. riser
_________________
Admit nothing. Deny everything. Make counter accusations.

Poe Man Poe · Joined: 03 Dec 2007 Posts: 368 Location: Pittsburgh, Pa.

I went for the "Grab a Cold Potato and Stand in Line Special" at Lyla's House of Poon and Gland Emporium. Riser and runs. Tough combination.
_________________
My dreams need me more than I need my dreams.

moleman · Joined: 13 May 2008 Posts: 275 Location: The Garden Theater

Seen on the menu at the Bloomfield Big Lots and Eats: Riser And Runs.

I believe this is a 12" Italian Sausage served in a bowl of Cream of Mushroom soup. I'm not trying it until Matt does.
_________________
Admit nothing. Deny everything. Make counter accusations.

Poe Man Poe · Joined: 03 Dec 2007 Posts: 368 Location: Pittsburgh, Pa.

I have been allowed to believe that Matt invented the 12" Italian Sausage served in a bowl of Cream of Mushroom soup when he was a whoremaster in Newton, Iowa during the 'Cavalcade of Lust Festival and Poon Revival' of 1989. At the time, they called it "The Intestinal Rotisserie" but later decided to change the name to the "Riser and Runs". Its popularity waned in the early nineties with the advent of "The Gastric Revolver". I had one once. Runs and numbness in my extremities.
_________________
My dreams need me more than I need my dreams.

moleman · Joined: 13 May 2008 Posts: 275 Location: The Garden Theater

I tried to order a Riser And Runs at the Bloomfield Big Lots and Eats and the waitress pointed to a guy sitting in the corner booth holding his stomach and said "He got the last one." Tie die t shirt, Bermuda shorts, wingtips with white socks. Matt?
_________________
Admit nothing. Deny everything. Make counter accusations.

Poe Man Poe · Joined: 03 Dec 2007 Posts: 368 Location: Pittsburgh, Pa.

"Tambien's Taco's and Deep Dish Calamari Emporium" on the corner of 8th and Clist in Hybernia. Not the one on Cleat Blvd. I went for "The Crawler"- a pound of Genoa salami covered with canned tuna served on toast points with sharp chedder, and a Sprite. Hives and unceasing runs. I'm going back next Thursday for "All You Can Eat Pork Ring Night".
_________________
My dreams need me more than I need my dreams.

moleman · Joined: 13 May 2008 Posts: 275 Location: The Garden Theater