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Who Horked In My Penny Loafers?
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Matt



Joined: 28 Apr 2008
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 13, 2009 4:10 am    Post subject: Re: Loafer Horking Reported in Beijing Reply with quote
Sir Richard Pumpaloaf wrote:
http://communities.canada.com/ott...-wouldn-t-talk-about-horking.aspx

I heard Moleman was spreading a rumour that he seen Matt and Zoltan purchasing tickets from Cathay Pacific just before this incident, the plot thickens.


Eep!

Never have drinks with Zoltan! You start off in Detroit doing shots of Jaeger and before you know it you're stumbling around China horking up corn chips!

That fucker drugged me!


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Zoltan



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PostPosted: Tue Jul 14, 2009 1:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
There Ain't No Horking Like Detroit Horking Because Detroit Horking Never Stops
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Poe Man Poe



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PostPosted: Tue Jul 14, 2009 2:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
My wife reports to me that her father once had a perfectly good pair of Etonic golf shoes horked into whilst spending a night in Detroit during the spring of '83. Zoltan. A horking duffer.
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Sir Richard Pumpaloaf



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PostPosted: Tue Sep 15, 2009 5:28 pm    Post subject: Pomeranians Hork too Reply with quote
http://en.allexperts.com/q/Dogs-P...eird-horking-sound-submissive.htm


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