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Sir Richard Pumpaloaf · Posted: Sun Mar 01, 2009 5:50 am Post subject:

It Wasn't Even My Tongue" starring Fess Parker and Claude Rains was written in Galway by Conn L Lingus I beleive? As far as I can remember Yves Montand gargles Guinnness from a Colostomy bag during the reading.

Sir Richard Pumpaloaf · Posted: Sun Mar 01, 2009 6:00 am Post subject:

"Two Tongues For Sister Sarah" was okay but I liked the sequel Perineal Encounters of the Ankyloglossia Kind tarring Max. L O'Facial

moleman · Joined: 13 May 2008 Posts: 275 Location: The Garden Theater

"The Tongue And I" (1954) According to the Hollywood Reporter, they tried but couldn't get Claude Rains to play the lead, so the part was given to Fred Waring who was fresh off the success of "The Ball Scalding Larry's Take Tacoma". I wet myself while I watched it through my neighbor's basement window.
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Zoltan · Joined: 18 Jun 2008 Posts: 62 Location: Detroit

"Dracula's Tongue(1933)Roscoe"Fatty" Arbuckles attempt at the horror genre. highlights of the film includes the musical number"My Porkchop and me" . 3 stars ***
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Sir Richard Pumpaloaf · Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2009 11:39 pm Post subject:

Scenes From An Idiots Marriage with Sven Guttenbloom and Uta Hagen pre The Other B/W pre Swedish Horksploitation loafers galore.

Sir Richard Pumpaloaf · Posted: Sun Mar 15, 2009 3:22 am Post subject:

There Will Be Wood directed by Ed Wood with Natalie Wood, James Woods, Elijah Wood, Evan Rachel Wood screenplay written by Christopher Wood music by Ron Wood conducted by Sir Henry Wood.

PS.Financed by Masters & Johnson

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tiny · Joined: 17 Jul 2008 Posts: 45 Location: Pittsburgh, PA

Swertle the Spondeen Slowly - Ernest Borgnine is a despondent door-to-door prosthetic limb salesman beset with the demons of his childhood tenure as a stable boy for Douglas Fairbanks. Flashbacks, flashes forward, and a generally disjointed timeline coupled with Freudian imagery in abundance will both fool your friends and frighten the elderly. The classic final scene, wherein Ernie Da B dances a tarantella of death upon the head of Hedy Lamar in a pair of Japanese wooden shoes whilst juggling koi with a rose in his teeth is on a par with anything Bergman every dredged from his Scandian subconscious. The gauntlet of hork scene alone is worth the price of admission. With Lionel Barrymore, Peter Lorre, and Butterfly McQueen all in an unusual and pivotal role as Splatina the Char Woman.
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Sir Richard Pumpaloaf · Posted: Tue Mar 24, 2009 12:26 am Post subject:

Horkzilla vs Rodthra, that ornary lizard is back and spewing copious amounts of hork on a rather bewildered and phallic looking Rodthra who retaliates by firing streams of something oddly resembling seminal fluid at our reptilian nemesis. Erstwhile the Shobijin girls become inebriated drinking from a hork filled Gjallarhorn left by Ingemar Bergman on the shores of Beiru. Tokyo is saturated in bodily emissions and a new fetish is born. Black and lots of white.
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Udo V · Joined: 11 May 2009 Posts: 7

I would like to see NIGHT OF THE LEPUS, or FOOD OF THE GODS

DOLPH · Joined: 19 May 2009 Posts: 6 Location: Berlin

Gerbles erhält, seinen Esel getreten also tut Roosevelt