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Udo V



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PostPosted: Wed May 27, 2009 1:32 am    Post subject: or I would like to see my own film on Offbeat Cinema Reply with quote

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQtB3azE_hg&feature=channel_page


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Sir Richard Pumpaloaf



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PostPosted: Mon Jun 08, 2009 6:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Shoes of the Fischer Man, starring Clint Fischer as a transient availing of the generosity of his friends. As he has no sneakers of his own he is contastantly wearing those of his host hoping that they will not discover his habitual hornswoggling. Al throughout the film people are heard reitterating that same statement " That M_F--er Fischer has my shoes again Man"!!! . He lives exclusivley off Social Assistance cheques and gratuitous amounts of ice cream while losing every video game he plays. He applies his MAN make-up defensively extolling his heterosexuality which is ambiguous due to his daily application of mascara and foundation, in the closet? Probably, you will have to watch and make your own decision, truly and epic, you"ll laugh, you"ll cry, you"ll kiss 5 hours goodbye!!  Why doesn't he hork in the sneakers? And why doesn't he steal hork-filled loafers cuz I don't want them!! Nobody knows.
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Sir Richard Pumpaloaf



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PostPosted: Thu Oct 08, 2009 5:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Shart Water, two obese woman go swimming shortly after engorging themselves at the local MacD's, you can figure out the rest.
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 09, 2009 2:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

dprecious turns in the grave. rictus. stone turd. detests the obvious.



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