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moleman
Joined: 13 May 2008
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Location: The Garden Theater
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A-Team lunch box. Tuna on Hearty Wheat. Hostess Sno Ball. Chocolate Pudding cup. Apple. Fifty cents to buy a drink.
The Tuna didn't smell right but I ate it anyway. Runs.
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tiny
Joined: 17 Jul 2008
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Location: Pittsburgh, PA
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I emailed RTN just to see how they were. I received TMI in return for my casual query, including detailed medical information on someone named Maxwell. Something about the piles and a sharted pair of Hanes boxer-briefs. Random exhortations to Baal. Mickey Rooney's home phone number. A coupon for 20% off any salad bar @ Eat 'n' Park. A box of sugar-free Easter candy from Sherm Edwards in Trafford. A betamax copy of Caltiki. 5 Casio wrist watches (broken) in a padded envelope with Graceland as the return address.
All I did was ask how they were. Pricks.
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Zoltan
Joined: 18 Jun 2008
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Location: Detroit
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| Poe Man Poe wrote: | | I e-mailed RTN and they responded by sending a series photos of a person who is apparantly duct taped to an old steel office chair with a filthy tube sock in her mouth. There appears to be electrical wiring attached to the chair and in some of the photos, smoke can be seen emanating from her ears and the ligature marks. The captions under photo read the same- "She sent too many e-mails.", and "She didn't finish her pudding." |
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moleman
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Pretzels in a baggy. Fruit cup. Hard Boiled egg. Juice box.
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