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moleman · Joined: 13 May 2008 Posts: 275 Location: The Garden Theater

"Maxwell's Urethra." But only if they can coax Guiseppe Scrabioto back from his gig with "Argyle Rectum." I yearn.

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Zoltan · Joined: 18 Jun 2008 Posts: 62 Location: Detroit

Dolph may like this one

Hitler and the Soup Nazi's

With their #1 hit ""Who Horked in my Bratwurst"
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moleman · Joined: 13 May 2008 Posts: 275 Location: The Garden Theater

"Matt's Big Night" 1998. I was a little dissapointed when the actor who played Matt didn't quite convey the desperation of one who lives in his mom's basement, drives a 10 year old Cavalier, and collects Star Wars figures. I watched it through Poe's window. His basement window. He keeps the blinds closeed on the second floor now. Still, I'm pretty sure I know what he's doing in there.
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Sir Richard Pumpaloaf · Posted: Fri Jun 05, 2009 4:44 pm Post subject:

My pick for the summer of 09 Offbeat gigs knees down has got to be Busta Nut & the Mouthfuls
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moleman · Joined: 13 May 2008 Posts: 275 Location: The Garden Theater

I am begging for Offbeat to have "Harry Cooper's Anus" as a guest band. I saw them live at the Shoo Fly Inn once. Downtown Lower Burrel was completely gridlocked with fan traffic. A busfull of French Canadians were arrested for throwing their Fruit Of The Looms, then rushing the stage. It was a magical night.
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Sir Richard Pumpaloaf · Posted: Sun Jun 07, 2009 3:27 am Post subject:

Saw Busta Nut & the Mouthfuls at the Black Schwann, Jack Mehoff opened the gig then Busta Nut rocked the house and The Swallows cleaned house as the closing act.[/quote]
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Sir Richard Pumpaloaf · Posted: Mon Jun 08, 2009 3:19 am Post subject:

It has come to my attention that I made the unforgivable sin of omitting honourable mention of the backup bandmembers, Jack Mehoff with Astroglide was the name of the band. After the show I went to the Hungry Beaver for a jazz poetry recital of The Poon Dagger, real retro hetero, dig it man.
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Matt · Joined: 28 Apr 2008 Posts: 50

moleman · Joined: 13 May 2008 Posts: 275 Location: The Garden Theater

Matt,

The standard disclaimer runs in the credits at the end of "Matt's Big Night" saying that "Any connection between persons living or dead is purely coincidental", so I'm sure this movie was not about your life.

PS: I will trade you a like new, on the card, Snaggletooth Series 1 for a Tac Joh Yowza in any condition. Please meet me in the Gimbel's parking lot at 10 AM. If your car is broke down again ask your mom if she will drive you.
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daddio · Joined: 18 May 2009 Posts: 2 Location: SW MO

How about Ralph? Ralph Alfonso.