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moleman · Joined: 13 May 2008 Posts: 275 Location: The Garden Theater

My Aunt Grace came back from her Florida vacation with a camera full of pics on her old Brownie. I had them developed at the local Drug Store. Thrift. I stood near the propyilactics looking at the photos and noticed in one a man in green Bermuda shorts, pink flip flops, and a "I Heart Bea Arther" t-shirt" scratching his nether regions.
Harry Cooper?

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Harry Cooper · Joined: 05 Jun 2009 Posts: 3 Location: Tampa Florida

No my friend that was not me... That was my Dad! Actually, I'm moving from this "Elephants Graveyard" as soon as possible!!! I'm heading back to the great white north! If I can't get Offbeat on the tube in the Sunshine State then I'm done with it!

Harry Cooper · Joined: 05 Jun 2009 Posts: 3 Location: Tampa Florida

This is what I just sent to RTN...

Dear RTN,
Can anybody please explain why Off Beat Cinema was removed from your station and replaced with Midnight Monster Hop? I am very disappointed with this move. By replacing Off Beat Cinema with Midnight Monster Hop you have committed the unforgivable T.V. sin... The sin of unentertaining abysmal programing!
Now, before you say "Hey, they're BOTH monster movie shows!" consider this... The HOSTS make these shows! We've seen these movies hundreds of times but it's the hosts that breathe new life into old flicks!
So, If It's not too much trouble... BRING BACK OFF BEAT CINEMA BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!!!!!!!

Thanks

Harry Cooper
(unhappy viewer.)

P.S. I'll be waiting for my explanation.

jeff · Joined: 31 May 2009 Posts: 3

Here Here!!

I sent them an email. No reply.

moleman · Joined: 13 May 2008 Posts: 275 Location: The Garden Theater

I emailed them also. In return I received a small package in the mail. The Postal Worker who delivered it seemed nervous, and was was wearing a pair of Pro Keds instead of approved footwear. I was suspicious so I took it down to the sub-basement to open it. Inside was a pack of slightly crushed Little Debbie's Banana Twins, a coupon for 10% off my next Dry Cleaning, a 1977 Issue of Cat Fancy, and a photo of Maxwell relaxing on a beach in a yellow Speedo.
I ate the cakes. runs.
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Andy_Capp · Joined: 31 May 2009 Posts: 3

Yep, no reply received here either. I turned on RTN this past Saturday night, and what were they showing? Not only was it that awful Midnight Monster Hop show, but it was the same episode from the previous week. Either that, or the bumpers with the lame puns are exactly the same every episode. I didn't stick around for more than a minute or two. It's got to be one of the worst things on television.

moleman · Joined: 13 May 2008 Posts: 275 Location: The Garden Theater

I emailed them again. A few days later I was awakened from a restless sleep in which I was dreaming of Poe Man Poe hosting Match Game 74 where he ended up sitting on Charles Nelson Reilly's lap singing the theme song from "The Facts Of Life". What interupted my slumber was the sound of a car circling the block over and over, seeming to slow when it was directly in front of my house. I'm no expert, but it appeared to be a 1935 Hupmobile Aerosedan. The vanity plate read "ZOLTNSAPRCK".

In the morning I found the sidewalk littered with empty cans of Diet Rite Cola, two pairs of well worn Penny Loafers, and several copies of "Garden Gnome Monthly".

Maxwell?
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Zoltan · Joined: 18 Jun 2008 Posts: 62 Location: Detroit

So I Messaged Maxwell on his SpaceBook acount,Or was it MyFace, Anyway Maxwell did reply but it was a coupon for A Carwash and a free buffing the next time I'm in Buffalo Wild Wings....

MOLEMAN?
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Udo V · Joined: 11 May 2009 Posts: 7

I sent an email to Maxwell and he gave me this email address

NArdman@myretrotv.com

So please send in all your requests to get the show back on.

Zoltan · Joined: 18 Jun 2008 Posts: 62 Location: Detroit

Who'd you cheese off to get your program removed from that Retro station? I'm not really looking forward to the AIRWOLF reruns and wish you'd return Who can I complain to?

Take care and keep your stick on the ice

Zoltan From DETROIT

I can dig the dilemna daddio. We are working on it. You might try to send this guy a note. NArdman@myretrotv.com Stay tuned we're not done yet.Keep watching the skiesMaxwell Truth

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HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals