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tiny
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While in Equador, I stumbled upon a small, crabbed street vendor, pushing a cart laden with stylized carvings of what appeared to be Zoltan. I purchased one with an empty Juicy Fruit package and inspected it closely - on the plinth: Zoltano Horkenando. Just so. Just so.
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moleman
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Location: The Garden Theater
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| Posted: Thu Aug 06, 2009 1:56 pm Post subject: |
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I ordered breakfast at Woolworth's lunch counter this morning.
The waitress came over and set my plate down a little too hard on the counter. I was about to complain, but as I looked at my eggs I noticed the yolk was running and starting to form a familiar shape. It looked exactly like Zoltan. Wearing a cape and holding a copy of Dr Phil's "Love Smart".
Alas, when I ran to my car to get my camera I returned to find that someone had eaten the eggs and left a 10 cent tip.
Later in the day when I related the story to Tiny, I noticed a crusty yellow substance in his beard. He seemed a little nervous and kept talking about the problem of large, unreported gratuity income and how it was bringing the economy to a standstill.
I'm going back tomorrow. With a camera crews.
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Sir Richard Pumpaloaf
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| Posted: Sun Aug 09, 2009 3:25 am Post subject: |
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I was preparing to smother my toast with St.Dalfour preserves when I noticed what appeared to be the image of Zoltan grinning and holding a copy of the Coffin Joe Trilogy, much to my dismay while I went to the MAC to auction the aforementioned on E-Bay my wife took the opportunity to profess her hatred for horror movies and discarded my talisman into the wasted receptacle.
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anita
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Location: Southeastern Michigan
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| Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 3:51 pm Post subject: |
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| I saw Zoltan naked once. |
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anita
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Location: Southeastern Michigan
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| Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 3:54 pm Post subject: |
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| okay twice, but once he didn't know I was looking. |
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sci-fi -dude
Joined: 12 Aug 2009
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| Posted: Wed Aug 12, 2009 3:23 pm Post subject: long look |
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| anita wrote: | | okay twice, but once he didn't know I was looking. |
You would'nt have to look at me twice when I'm naked-just one big, loooong look,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, |
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Sir Richard Pumpaloaf
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| Posted: Sun Aug 16, 2009 4:01 am Post subject: |
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| anita wrote: | | okay twice, but once he didn't know I was looking. |
Was it at the Well Hung Sale at Urban Barn this past week? I was there myself, the girl asked if she could help me and I replied " this is the well hung sale" she said yes it is take a look around to which I replied take a look at this. She said well you have certainly come to the right place.
Sirens, barbed wire cuts on hands, burrs, insect bites you get the picture I guess.
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anita
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| Posted: Tue Aug 18, 2009 12:49 pm Post subject: |
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| Sir Richard Pumpaloaf wrote: | | anita wrote: | | okay twice, but once he didn't know I was looking. |
Was it at the Well Hung Sale at Urban Barn this past week? I was there myself, the girl asked if she could help me and I replied " this is the well hung sale" she said yes it is take a look around to which I replied take a look at this. She said well you have certainly come to the right place.
Sirens, barbed wire cuts on hands, burrs, insect bites you get the picture I guess. |
I was there and I did see you, I am the girl that walked up to you and said "hey that looks just like a penis, only smaller" |
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sci-fi -dude
Joined: 12 Aug 2009
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| Posted: Thu Aug 20, 2009 12:31 am Post subject: |
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| anita wrote: | | Sir Richard Pumpaloaf wrote: | | anita wrote: | | okay twice, but once he didn't know I was looking. |
Was it at the Well Hung Sale at Urban Barn this past week? I was there myself, the girl asked if she could help me and I replied " this is the well hung sale" she said yes it is take a look around to which I replied take a look at this. She said well you have certainly come to the right place.
Sirens, barbed wire cuts on hands, burrs, insect bites you get the picture I guess. |
I was there and I did see you, I am the girl that walked up to you and said "hey that looks just like a penis, only smaller" |
If you walked up behind me you would say; "My that's a big one." |
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Matt
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| anita wrote: | | Sir Richard Pumpaloaf wrote: | | anita wrote: | | okay twice, but once he didn't know I was looking. |
Was it at the Well Hung Sale at Urban Barn this past week? I was there myself, the girl asked if she could help me and I replied " this is the well hung sale" she said yes it is take a look around to which I replied take a look at this. She said well you have certainly come to the right place.
Sirens, barbed wire cuts on hands, burrs, insect bites you get the picture I guess. |
I was there and I did see you, I am the girl that walked up to you and said "hey that looks just like a penis, only smaller" |
Vicious trollop!
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